I read about it on Agora RoadвЂ™s Macintosh Cafe, an online forum with a pixelated-Margaritaville vibe and the self-awarded honor вЂњBest Kept Secret of the Internet!вЂќ Right now, the background is a repeated image of palm trees, a hot-pink sunset, and some kind of liquor pouring into a rocks glass. Person or bot: Does it really matter?Дead-internet theory. In the spring, the account tweeted вЂњi hate texting come over and cuddle me,вЂќ and then вЂњi hate texting i just wanna hug you,вЂќ and then вЂњi hate texting just come live with me,вЂќ and then вЂњi hate texting i just wanna kiss u,вЂќ which got 1,300 likes but didnвЂ™t perform as well as it did for But unlike lots of other online conspiracy theories, this one has a morsel of truth to it. One might, for example, point to a Twitter account with what looks like a blue orb with a pink spot in the middle as a profile picture. Like lots of other online conspiracy theories, the audience for this one is growing because of discussion led by a mix of true believers, sarcastic trolls, and idly curious lovers of chitchat. Dead-internet theory suggests that the internet has been almost entirely taken over by artificial intelligence. TheyвЂ™ve pointed at them as possible evidence validating a wild idea called вЂњdead-internet theory.вЂќ There are slight changes to the verb choice and girlish username and color scheme, but the idea is the same each time: IвЂ™m a person with a crush in the age of smartphones, and isnвЂ™t that relatable? Yes, it sure is! But some people on Twitter have wondered whether these are really, truly, just people with crushes in the age of smartphones saying something relatable. An account with the handle and a pink orb as a profile picture tweets, вЂњi hate texting i just wanna kiss u,вЂќ receiving more than 48,000 likes. An account with the handle and a pink orb as a profile picture tweets, вЂњi hate texting just come live with me,вЂќ receiving nearly 33,000 likes.

An account with the handle and a glowing heart as a profile picture tweets, вЂњi hate texting i just want to hold ur hand,вЂќ receiving 16,000 likes. If you search the phrase i hate texting on Twitter and scroll down, you will start to notice a pattern.

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